.::What, I've never held no black person's hand before!::.
::Driver's Ed has become hilarious.
We have mostly black ghetto kids. I don't know what's up with this, why are all the black kids such coordinated friends? They all know and like each other and they all know each other's name and they've hardly talked! It's like... magic telepathy, or something... White kids are so uncoordinated in this way.
We also have Psychopathic Stereotypical Louisiana Country Hick Boy. He's positively hilarious. He's got the most unclassy thick Southern accent, which is funny, and is funny anyway. He's a bit slow at times and psychopathic, hence the title Psychopathic Stereotypical Louisiana Country Hick Boy. A cute Psychopathic Stereotypical Louisiana Country Hick Boy, but his mind is just not all there...

Sterotypical Ghetto Boy=Kendric
Psychopathic Sterotypical Louisiana Country Hick Boy=Dustin
Little-Kid Stereotypical Ghetto Boy=Cortez

Quotes of the Day:
Dustin (upon seeing the word 'vignette', in thick Southern accent): "What's a vigg-nett-ee?"

Dustin: "Speak proper English."
Kendric: "Okay."(deep breath)"How are you doing, Dustin?"
Dustin: "Good, peace homedogg yo."
Kendric: "I get my drizzle to the shizzle bo-fizzle, you know what I'm sayin'?"

Kendric: "You know how them white people always bein scared of black people? We ain't scared of you, ain't no black people goin around bein scared of white people."
Dustin: "We aren't scared of y'all!"
Cortez: "Why you say 'y'all'? Just say 'you'!"
Dustin (bewildered): "But I'm talkin not just to you, I'm talkin to all y'all!"
Cortez (the word 'duh' completely evident in his speaking manner): "I konw, but you can still say 'you'."
Dustin (very nonplused): "But I'm talking to all y'all! Not you!"
(And this continues. Until the end of lunch.)
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.:Arakatze blogged on 6/15/2004 04:02:00 PM:.
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