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::Writing is odd... I've just looked through yesterday's post. My honest, stream-of-consciousness ranty writing is SO different from every other sort of writing I do. When I write fiction, it's filled with more mysteriousness, emotion-ness, and humour. When I write an essay, I fill it with facts and proof and show why I'm right, and I sometimes add something funny to lighten it up. People tell me I'm a good writer. But when I'm doing this, its nothing like anything else I write. I don't think I do a good writing job. Not only am I not structuring sentences, and just rambling, but I am stumbling over my own thoughts and contradicting myself.

But it works... for here.

I was watching the most recent Democractic presidential candidates debate and the contradictoriness of it all drives me crazy. Not only that, but the absolute idiocy emitting from Dennis Kucinich's mouth makes me burst out laughing. I view the debates as a comedy programme. My dad said something that made me crack up about him and one of his 'plans' (this was after my dad sold some cds we had bought for about $75 about 6 years ago)..."It's all because of these tax cuts! If we had bought these CDs when he was president, we'd all have bigger ears!"

One needs not comment on Kucinich and the way he looks like a koala, especially noting the ears.

One also needs not comment on Kerry and the way he looks exactly like Guy Smiley. However, I will, because not only does it make me laugh every time I see him, but I wrote it in my satirical newspaper assignment and made Whiteside laugh at the board while we were working. Apparently I am the only one who noticed it at first. Which actually disturbs me, and brings me back to the point the next quote I have makes. "Half of American people have never read the newspaper. Half of American people have never voted for president. One hopes it's the same half."

I think I will end my very conservative, quote-filled entry with a conservative quote from that great treasury of conservative wisdom, Ann Coulter. Even if you do take offense to this, note the humour. It IS funny. "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9-11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."::

.:Arakatze blogged on 1/17/2004 03:54:00 PM:.
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